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picture day! [Jul. 19th, 2008|06:43 pm]
Hello.
How is your day going? Mine? Well, let me show you.

I woke up when my got up to go pay a . We decided to eat at . I felt shitty because I drank last night while I watched and .
Anyway, I came to work at , but I was about ten minutes late. I emailed my mom and we talked about how I'm planning on growing my hair er. I had dinner around 5:30. I had , and (but my box is pink. Huh.)
I also had a few , which are quite expensive.
I want to take a , but I tend to experience (sleep paralysis) when I take naps in the floor. That shit is terrifying.
Raise your if you've experienced sleep paralysis!! (Those hands are actually soaps!!! WANT!!!)

You know what band I hate?
And I keep hearing it all over the place and it makes me SO MAD?
Her voice annoys the ever-loving shit out of me. Seriously. Kiss my , Metric, you pieces of shit.

This group filmed here today...for a show that's been on for 26 years...and it's terrible. See this baby? ...he is about 3 now and I WANTED TO KICK HIM IN THE FACE. I don't care for children, but this one takes the cake. Little brat. Anyway, the show is basically a bunch of women and the squillion spawn they've pooted out...singing and dancing and acting like total fools. Exhibit A: Anyhow, I was in the bathroom, taking a and the gaggle of children kept disturbing me.

John of is at our place. Brian is putting together a dvd for the band to sell as merch at shows..and to send out to venues. He makes me laugh.

I have a painful on my jawline...which means it's terribly difficult to pop. Boo.
I have a around my ankle that makes me think of chimes whenever I take a step. I loooove it.

Kay. Talk to me, people.
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|01:52 pm]
Do you guys remember this shit?:


I'd totally forgotten about it.
Anyway, I'm going to post an exciting post in a bit. Get your happy pants on.
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I really needed this.... [Jul. 18th, 2008|10:34 pm]


And I really really want this:
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[Jul. 16th, 2008|09:21 pm]
I'm fearing the worst about now.
The fucking worst.
Something is wrong...something is fucked up. Something is really not feeling right. And I'm sitting here freaking the fuck out...with no one to call and worry to.
I'm fucking freaking out.
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[Jul. 13th, 2008|03:09 pm]
http://www.imeem.com/elaineylove/playlist/R_3ziucr/disney_songs_music_playlist/

Have you ever felt the urge to listen to a certain kind of music, even though you never ever have that urge, ever ever ever?

I randomly had the urge to hear Disney classics...and the ones I remember from the movies I loved when I was little.
This playlist is FUCKING PERFECT.

I think you've got to sign up in order to listen to playlists...but you don't have to pay for anything and they don't send you anything ever.
I love imeem.com ...you can find anything you can think of (atleast I have).

***
I took a nap a little bit ago...and I'm at work, so I have to be sneaky. I went into a little room and locked the door and turned off the lights.
I slept for maybe an hour and then I heard someone talking...which is really not ok because I work in this building by myself all day long. So, I tried to wake myself up, but I had sleep paralysis. I really REALLY hate when that happens. It literally hurt to make myself wake up.
I feel pretty shitty now...but there is someone here. He works here, so it's fine.

So, here I sit, eating cheese cubes and listening to "I Wanna Be Like You" from Jungle Book. *sigh* PERFECT.
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[Jul. 11th, 2008|04:33 pm]
So, www.etsy.com isn't anything new.
It's awesome. And you knew that...
...but it's depressing me. I see tons and tons of stuff I COULD MAKE AND SELL...and that happens to be a dream of mine; to make and sell handmade crafts and items I've doctored up to be awesome.

For example:

That shit is selling for $100.
This bothers me because a)I bought the same wooden/bare nesting dolls with the intention of doing something clever. I've yet to do anything with them.
b)There is NO FUCKING CREATIVITY involved in cutting out pictures and mod-podging them to a surface. There can be, but not in this instance.
c)Let's say it IS creative and clever....IT'S NOT WORTH $100!!
Now, look at this:

Now, these are selling for $38...which is much more reasonable. Not only that, but they are hand painted, and done very well in my humble opinion.
There's actual talent involved in these...and she's not asking for a redonk amount of money. It's a very reasonable price.

Some stuff on there is amazing and I want tons of it. 60% of those awesome things are way WAY over-priced. There are tons of cool things that are a good price...but I could make them myself, which makes me feel like an idiot for wanting to purchase them.

I need to get into making stuff. I sold wallets for a while at The Burning Nun and those were only $12...and entirely handmade. Them shits sold like hotcakes. They were actually underpriced for the amount of work I put into them, but I didn't feel right asking for more because the materials were so cheap.
I probably need to be schooled in the art of making and selling art for what it's worth.
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[Jul. 10th, 2008|05:23 pm]
I stubbed the crap out of my third toe from the big toe on my right foot.
I couldn't put any weight on it and had to call into work this morning.
I'm thinking I broke the tip.
It's pretty rough. It's poking up at a strange angle now.
Ugh.

So, uh...we're eating at Nolan's for dinner. Afterwards, we're either going to a)hang out with Justin [who just returned from Vermont], b)hang out with Ashley [who I totally was supposed to hang out with on Monday night for the Warlocks show, but I pussed out], or c)hang out with both Justin and Ashley...which would be incredibly interesting...and probably a lot of fun.

I got about 99 phone calls today...all while I was trying to sleep:
1. Boss at job #2: You can come in and work while sitting!! (I'd still have to walk in and out!!)
2. Coworker at job #1: You were supposed to come in to learn something from coworkers 2 and 3...but they said not to worry about it, because they are really busy. But you should call me back just to make sure.
3. Marm: no message.
4. Nolan: I can't come to dinner (last night), but please come to dinner at my place tonight...because I want to extend a proper thank you for you're having to miss Tom Waits, which meant I got to see him instead.

I got up at 12:30...and ate some yogurt and fruit. I washed clothes. Brian came home at 2:30 for lunch...and then I showered. I watched the latest Harry Potter movie. I finished a letter to a penpal. I drank some coffee. I burned some incense. I changed my plugs from the green colorfronts to the amber bullet holes. I started watching Rob & Big. I ordered Sex In The City (all seasons) on Netflix...because my marm wants to see them all. I downloaded 2 Devics songs and a Brief Candles album on eMusic. I paid student loans and cell phone bills.

And I pooped somewhere in there.




My life is filled with more excitement than you can handle.
Right?
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[Jul. 5th, 2008|04:34 pm]


I've been listening to this song nonstop for the last 2 days.
It was interrupted briefly by Warlocks, because I'll be seeing them on Monday night at Bottle Tree...
And then again briefly by Brief Candles.

Enjoy.
Share your thoughts about the song with me.
I'm OBSESSED.
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[Jul. 4th, 2008|09:03 pm]
What's the back story here?:

My guess is that he got drunk...Keifer Sutherland style, and decided to do something crazy...Keifer Sutherland style. See photo for comparison:


I'm thinking something was said along the lines of, "I'M TAKING MY PANTS OFF. I DON'T EVEN CARE. I'M DOING IT. NOBODY CAN STOP ME. HEY...LOOK AT ME. I'M DOING IT. I'M TAKING OFF MY PANTS...AND MY BOXERS. LOOK AT MY BALLS. LOOK AT MY FUCKING BALLS. LOOK." ...much like this young chap:


And then all the girls went




That's what I think.
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I lol'd. [Jul. 4th, 2008|04:15 pm]
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[Jun. 29th, 2008|01:42 pm]
It's hard to change people's minds once they've decided they don't like you.
I understand that but it's still frustrating.

I stretched my ears to 8g. The green colorfronts are basically the cutest things ever. I'm super glad I got a pair. It's looking like I'm going to be wearing 1 of 2 things in my ears as I go bigger: colorfronts (I especially love mint, teal, and white) or earskins (in red, white, or yellow...or teal!).

On the Mastercleanse front, we are on Day 2.
I didn't wake up hungry...which is how I usually wake up. I haven't been hungry since, and it's now 1:45pm. I drank some lovely poo tea, but I'm wondering if there's anything in there left to poo out.

I'm pretty sure that the only reason I'm feeling slightly thinner today is because I lost water weight.
But here's my thoughts on how this will go: I think I'll lose a significant amount of weight not only because I'm not eating any solid food, but also because I'm not drinking alcohol every other night. Cutting out beer calories is pretty huge in and of itself in terms of weight loss, so this is somewhat of a double whammy. It might be a triple whammy when you consider that I would wake up hung over and wanting greasy, terrible food to make me feel better. NO MORE!

So, I've got high hopes.
I didn't mention that I plan on going to a mostly vegetarian/vegan diet when I'm done with this, did I? Well I do. I've been collecting yummy recipes from theppk.com.

Livejournal always backfires, eh? It always sucks you and then makes you feel like a big mushy pile of shit.
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|08:26 pm]
Day 1 of Master Cleanse '08

I didn't party it up last night. I chose to go to sleep at a reasonable hour while everyone was hootin and hollerin in the living room. I slept like a fucking baby.

I woke up bright and early (for me...especially on a weekend work day) at 10:30.
I got ready for work and woke Brian up.
We greeted the morning with a lovely jaunt.
I left to go to Golden Temple, in order to purchase some Smooth Move tea.

I arrived at work 15 minutes earlier and set to prepping my tea and lemon drink.

At around 4:30, things got hairy.
I was wanting to eat...mostly guacamole, hummus, and sauteed veggies.
I quickly busied myself by finding a video for relaxation on youtube.

It did the trick.

But I felt strange.
So I went outside.
HOLY SHIT was it beautiful out there.
The breeze was perfect...so I laid down on the satellite cement block and watched the antenna as birds came and went, landing on the little arms.

An intense feeling of calm washed over me for a good hour and a half.

I read that this calm feeling is to be expected..and to that I say, "Fuck yes."

I've got about 15oz left to drink before I've reached my quota for the day...but I'll prolly drink more.

*One not-great thing:
I have this stabbing pain in the right side of my back. It hurts most when I slump or breathe in deeply.
I tried popping the fuck out of it, which relieves it briefly, but the pain returns a short while later. I'm not sure if I slept on it funny... or if it even has anything to do with this cleanse (I doubt it).



piss...
I believe I'll be stretching to 8g very, very soon.
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[Jun. 27th, 2008|08:48 pm]
Who wants to buy this for me?

Yellow/brown in large, please.

Thanks.
You're the greatest.
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[Jun. 27th, 2008|07:30 pm]
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-538011027440158787&pr=goog-sl

Pleased to be creeping you out.



***
Lunch:
Cous cous avec red onion, garlic, balsamic vinegar, olive oil, and romano cheese.

Dinner:
Carton of raspberries, carrot chips (literally sliced carrots), guacamole, hummus, pineapple, corn.

Later, a salt water drink....which will be pretty fucking terrible, I'm assuming.
It makes you shit within 30 minutes, I hear.

Why so much fiber?
Why the urge to pooooop?

Because starting tomorrow, I'm doing the Master Cleanse.
I'm going to make it through 10 days, god dammit.
I've already got the crap I need...except for Smooth Moves tea.
Walmart was out.
Assholes.
Hense the salt water drink.
Hope I don't vomit.

Those raspberries were basically nature's candy.
I ate the whole carton because they were FREAKING DELICIOUS.

Here, go to this link.
Especially you GIRLS, out there.
You'll shit your skirts:
http://madewithlovebyhannah.com/WordPress/
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[Jun. 26th, 2008|02:56 pm]
[Current Location |home]
[music |Nouvelle Vague - Killing Moon (Echo & The Bunnymen cover)]

It's been a long week so far. I've enjoyed it!
Monday - worked at Golden Temple from 12ish until 3:30ish
Tuesday - off! Got my hurr did...with a brand spanking new design scrawled into the back.
Wednesday - Worked at Golden Temple from 9:30 - 3ish.
Thursday (today) - worked at Golden Temple from 8:30ish - 3:30ish.

I've been re-introduced to the realization that waking up early makes the day last FOREVER...and making me feel like less of a slack-ass.

I'm trying to eat healthier. I'm going to do the Master Cleanse soon. I did it before (whilst working at Garden Cove) but I was really broke at the time, so I could afford to keep buying lemons and maple syrup...not at the rate I needed them, especially.

Brian said he'd be willing to do it with me, but he's only committing to 5 days. I actually don't expect him to last past 2. But he'll probably surprise me.
I think I'm going to start mine either tomorrow or Monday.
The problem with starting on the tomorrow is this: tomorrow night, there will be a party. A big one. Consisting of much drinking, I'm sure. And being the weak-ass I am, I'll want to partake. I might wait until Saturday. Or just wait until Monday.
Brian can't do it until 2 weeks away because next week is filled with all kinds of opportunities to eat and drink great stuff.

Anyway...
I was officially introduced to Nouvelle Vague today.
I'm sort of torn on how I feel about them.

I really REALLY enjoy their cover of Killing Moon by Echo & the Bunnymen...but the rest of it is sort of...meh.
You should check it out. They also do that "Dancing with Myself" cover that Kat Von D used on her L.A. Ink show opening for the first season. I'm bothered that they didn't keep that. It worked really well.


I bought some Hoodia.
Here's why...
The good folks I work with know a lot about herbal remedies and all that jazz.
I asked if it really worked, and one of the girls has lost 60+ pounds because of it...
Everyone else piped up saying that it really REALLY did work.
What it does is it makes you less hungry.
As in, you just don't really want to eat any more than necessary to sustain yourself.
You take 1/4 tsp an hour before you eat and when it's time for your meal, you'll find yourself less interested in it. It doesn't taste as good and you feel so full so soon that the thought of eating even another bite is sickening.
For example, for lunch today (after taking the Hoodia) I had a pita pocket filled with guacamole. Then I had maybe 3 or 4 spoonfuls of 2 Bean Vegan chili.
And I was totally over eating.
This is how I SHOULD USUALLY feel, but being the giant food-lover I am, I usually eat as much as I can...because it's so fucking delicious.

I'm loving this stuff already.

I'll keep you all posted on how it goes.
And keep in mind that I'm not just taking it and hoping for the best.
I'm exercising and trying really hard to eat healthier food (mostly vegetarian and/or vegan).

I met a girl yesterday (who is now a coworker!) who has a very interesting way of doing things:
She's a vegetarian for 6 months, and not a vegetarian for the other 6 months.
Why? She hunts. Can you believe that shit? She hunts and kills meat...and eats it...during hunting season...and when that's over, she doesn't eat any meat.
Oh, and for 2 months out of the 6 that she's a vegetarian, she goes vegan.
She said it's really tough...but she feels so much better when she does it.
All that, and she also never ever goes to the doctor. She's into natural remedies. She had mono, lost 15 pounds and was really close to having a feeding tube put in...and started taking Golden Seal powder...which healed her right up.
Wow.
I want to know more about that stuff. I find it very interesting.
Not that I'd abandon medical stuff, but ...when I could, I'd definitely try to avoid it.


Oh, and it's official:
I will not be attending the Tom Waits concert.
I don't have to explain how much that sucks, I'm sure.
Nor should I have to explain how pissed I am.
But I will add that it's a load of horse shit.

For the first time since starting to stretch my ears, I've been able to wear fun plugs for the past week.
I don't have to leave those fucking ugly stainless steel ones in...
I've been wearing amber glass sf ones.
And right now I've got the sperm-looking ones in.
I don't know how I feel about them...especially considering they look like fucking sperm, but it's exciting to be able to wear them, so I don't much care right now.

I think I'll be able to stretch up to 8g rather soon...
I'm waiting a touch longer, though.

I felt like SUCH a fatass yesterday.
Every time I caught my reflection in the mirror, I'd have to look away...because it was just really terrible to see.

What the fuck ever.
Things will go back to how they were soon.
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[Jun. 24th, 2008|03:58 pm]
And ps.


I want these.
http://www.painfulpleasures.com/xcart/customer/product.php?productid=4542&cat=0&page=1


I have to wait until I'm way bigger, though.
Sighhhh.
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[Jun. 24th, 2008|03:20 pm]
I got a hair cut.
It's about the same, just trimmed and less wild.

I ate at Fife's with Brian and one of his coworkers...
I feel like a beached whale as a result.
I have several things I need to do...but I can't find the excitement to do any of it.
I want to take a nap, to be honest.

I need to clean the rabbit cage and exercise.

Guhhhhh.

BTW, it's lovely outside, but hot as balls.
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I would post this in a snark comm, but I'm not a member yet. [Jun. 22nd, 2008|05:33 pm]
What matches amber plugs???!?!

Ewww! )
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[Jun. 21st, 2008|06:46 pm]
I want a monroe.
Look at my pictures (posted earlier today) and tell me if you think a monroe would work.
I have a nose stud in my right nostril.
I'd get the monroe on my left side.


How much are monroes?
And I know they pierce it with a bigger stud so that it can have room for swelling, ...so does that mean they give you the smaller one so you can change it once it's stopped swelling?
It would be shitty to make you buy it...


I wish I could take a nap.

What a sloooowwww day.
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[Jun. 21st, 2008|04:06 pm]
I'm a cute girl.
Why don't I realize that more?





Now.
I need to stop hating on myself, yo.
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